How long have you been away from the US?
is that a euphemism of some sort?
Isn’t a euphemism something you put innuendo?
Who are you, Charlie Parker?
Was he that movie director who made Evita?
Do you still cry for me, Argentina?
Who’re Marge and Tina?
Aren’t they Mondegreens?
Did someone leave a cake out in the rain again?
Don’t you still have the recipe?
Shouldn’t you always save the receipt?
Do you like piles and piles of paper in every drawer of your house?
Isn’t that why God invented scanners?
I thought he invented Scandinavians? 
Wouldn’t you rather scan da beach again?
Are we going surfing?
Will you wave as I surf by?
Don’t time and tide wait for no man?
See, we’d already covered that, don’t you think?
Did you know that Whose Line alum Greg Proops has a new book out?
Comedian Greg Proops is LIVE on AOL BUILD talking about his new book