So who is lyin’ anyway?
You’re not pointing fingers, are you?
Wouldn’t that mean three fingers pointing back at me?
What about your thumb?
Doesn’t your thumb end up pointing at the cat?
Would the cat object to being pointed at?
What cat ever notices?
Is that the cat you can’t swing around by the tail without hitting someone?
It’s certainly not the cat people are always talking about skinning, is it?
Did you know that to reverse the bad-luck curse of a black cat crossing your path, first you walk in a circle, then go backward across the spot where it happened and count to 13?
Doesn’t that confuse the hell out of the cat?
Have you seen the Monty Python skit?
Isn’t it a shame that Graham Chapman didn’t have nine lives?
Who’s he when he’s up and dressed?
Now that he’s bleedin’ demised and gone to join the Choir Invisible, won’t he always be down and dressed?
Could they do a sketch where he’s nailed to a perch?
Have you seen the eulogy?
Even the naughty bits?
How much did I love that?
Thanks, Prof
What do I get if I guess correctly?