Questions Only

Who are you again?

You were gone?

I take it that’s a ‘no’?

Also, is using a comma instead of a semicolon in a context where a semicolon should properly be used an improvement or an even more egregious violation of the game rules?

And does anyone mind if I put a sad trombone noise here?

<waaa waaa waaaaaaaa>

And who are you you, Comrade Question?

Was there one too many “you”'s in the last post?

Did I stutter?

You don’t remember?

Aren’t you a little young for “senior moments”?

Are you at least young at heart?

Does it count if I’m young at liver?

Does “no” answer your question?

Is “no” a valid answer?

Would your feeling be hurt if I tell you I have no idea what you’re talking about?

Are my feelings that important to you, darling?

Is it that time of the month, sugar?

Would you two like to get a room?

What’s wrong with your room, baby?

Those sheets still aren’t changed, are they?

Why would you carry around a UV flashlight in the first place?