You wouldn’t masturbate with that flashlight, would you?
Do you think it will fit?
Me or you?
Why would I care whether it would fit you?
How the hell am I supposed to know what you’re ‘in to’?
If you really loved me, wouldn’t you make the effort to find out?
Are you implying that I’m a selfish lover?
Who else would be implying it?
Is that a trick question?
When do we get to the Happy Ending?
Don’t we have to wait for the princess to marry the prince?
Does that mean a toad has been kissed?
Aren’t you supposed to kiss a frog?
You think you’re sooo smart, don’t you?
Duh, what was the question?
Does this make me look fat?
How should I answer that?
Can I ask you to lie to me baby?
Are you expecting an honest answer?
Who can say?