Hmm, what would Jesus do?
What would any fictional being do?
What do you plan to do with yourself when you are burning in the pitfire of Hell for all of Eternity?
Shall I save you a place by the fire?
You mean no one ever told you you don’t get to have awesome company in hell?
I look like I’m cryin’?
Look, I’m way up in heaven buddy, can you say that a little louder?
And I know that one was bad and nonsensical but after firing off so many nonstop, can you really blame me?
Are you trying to shift the blame to someone else?
Should people in glass houses be throwing stones?
Is that a stone you have in your hand?
Who says I’m stoned?
When aren’t you stoned?
How does one get stoned?
Didn’t you win the Lottery?
You’ve gotta play to win, don’t you?
Aren’t there ways around that?
Do I look like a cheat?
Will you sue me for libel if I answer honestly?
Can I trust you to tell me the truth?