Should I wash my hands, first?
Would you put off your dirty pinky till the last?
Where has this thread been?
To Hell and back?
At the repair shop?
Why fix what’s not broken?
What? This regal throne of Knowledge, this sceptered site, this earth of majesty, this seat of Pallas, this skeptical Eden, demi-paradise, this fortress built by Wisdom for herself against ignorance and the hand of morons, this happy breed of humanity, this little world, this precious stone set in a cybersea, which serves it in the office of a wall or as a moat defensive to a house, against the envy of all lesser sites, this blessed lot, this plot, this realm, this SDMB?
Can I just repeat what he said? And look smart, too?
Hehe, did you say “breed”?
Does it excite you to hear that word? you’re weird, very weird
Can you talk dirty to me?
Do you mean can I or will I? 
Well, aren’t you the tease?
That doesn’t surprise you, does it?
Is that my reputation around here?
Can “someone” really have a “reputation” on the Internet?
“Why” “not”?
Who are you, again, fellah?
I’m a fella? Really?
carnut is CheshireKat?
::runs, screaming from room::