Will Burpo come back? Will we ever straighten out if carnut and CK are truly the same person? Will Burt and Benson’s secret assignation be revealed? Tune in to next week’s Soap, won’t you?
Did you love that show as much as I didn’t?
And what about Chuck and Bob?
(swampspruce, you’re the Duke of NY)
Wasn’t it Bill and Ted?
Are we all being excellent to each other?
Who’s feeling adventurous?
What did you have in mind?
Since it’s Friday, how about some time on the deck with a couple of Mill St Vanilla Porters?
Are you buying?
Who the hell cares?
Is that a brewery Milli Vanilli started after their music career cratered?
Do you think Milli Vanilli liked Magilla Gorilla?
Did they watch recordings of the Thrilla in Manila?
Was that about a Killa Tomatilla?
Is that a Mexican tomato, like Salma Hayek?
Would you rather have a Mexican jumping bean?
Beans? Did somebody say “beans”?
Did you know that in Mexico, beans are both “free” and “holy”?
Did you know beans are not really musical FRUIT?
I suppose “musical legume” doesn’t roll off the tongue as nicely?