Why am I thinking now of the Flying Burrito Brothers?
What makes the burrito fly?
You’ve never really, mercifully, had a burrito, have you?
Are you using “burrito” as erotic slang?
Wouldn’t “enchilada” be more appropriate?
Can we taco about this later?
Isn’t that nacho business?
Not my business? Says who?
Rita Chiquita von Fajita?
Is that a burrito in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
How did you fit a tiny donkey in your shorts?
Carefully?
Can I switch that to an enchilada please?
Do you chimichanga the taquito chorizo of gorditas?
Que?
You want the whole enchilada?
Is it going to be cold today, but hot tamale?
What do I look like, a weatherman?
enchilada manana
Did I hear a question?