Questions Only

How is it that this didn’t get fixed? I did post before I got the last word in (ahem) but I edited it to fix it to: Enchilada manana perhaps?

Why did this happen to me?

Maybe the Fates are out to get you?

Didn’t I pay those guys $100 to leave me alone?

Wouldn’t a minotaur horn or golden fleece be more effective?

Doesn’t that involve wearing non-cotton clothing and being itchy?

Isn’t that a myth about fleece being itchy?

Or could it be a myth that fleece being itchy is a myth?

Well, ith that a myth or a mytheth?

Could it be a near myth?

Didn’t Patsy tell us, “It’s only a model,”?

For Gods sake, why do you have to bring Lee Harvey Oswald into this?

Isn’t it impressive that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK while using a book as a suppository?

But what about the grassy knoll?

Am I the only one who thinks it’s still too soon to make jokes about the JFK assassination?

How do you defeat a grassy knoll?

I only fought the fleshy kind in AD&D…

Something to do with a sword or a spell, I guess…?

What about the dreaded gazebo? :eek:

What about Naomi?

Watt?

You mean joule per second?