When will we learn not to metal in the affairs of others?
Could it be that I have to make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon?
Could you put on some Pb Zeppelin?
Did you hear the one where Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, “AU, get outta here!”?
Remember the election signs from the '60s: “AUH2O”?
Wasn’t that Barry Goldwater?
Or Goldie Hawn at twenty?
Sock it to ME!?
You’re not wearing socks with sandals, are you?
Can I borrow your flip flop socks?
Did you know Flip Flop is the name of my rabbit?
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Because he’s a Lop-eared, and you regularly toss him in the air?
ONLY KIDDING!!
If you did that, would it make him a hot cross bun?
Why can’t I get this thread out of my hare?
Gummy Bunnies?
Marshmallow Peeps?
Hear: hare hair here?
What’s up, Doc?
Dead beat Dad beat dead?
Dost dust dust dust?