Why not use a dust buster?
Yeah, why can’t you just suck it up?
Is the duster bust?
Who lustily cussed the busted dustbuster?
Dost thou think I’d bust a nut over a busted dustbuster duster, buster?
Couldn’t you muster a small nut buster, just for grins?
Does a small nut buster bust smaller nuts or does it bust nuts but is small? That is the question.
How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog would hog ground?
You’re serving self-prepared bratwurst?
You prefer artificially grown liverwurst?
Who prefers artificially grown anything?
What about oyster farms?
Where in the hell did you get that idea?
On the half shell?
Poor boy, you don’t like oysters, do you?
When did I say that?
Can you shuck them, suck them and eat them raw?
The ersters?
Clam up, why doncha? Or am I being too crabby?
Do you find that when you try to walk forwards you move sideways?