Or is it horse dovers?
Is that a turd of a different color?
Isn’t that an offal-color question?
Aren’t you cleaver?
What is a question that contains the word cantaloupe for no apparent reason?
Is this a rhetorical question?
Does the Pope pontificate in the woods?
Well is the Pope Catholic?
When Moses makes coffee, does Hebrew it?
Did Socrates buy his computer from the Greek Squad?
Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
You have first-hand knowledge of this?
You sure you mean “hand”?
Should that be plural?
Which body part are we discussing exactly?
Are we talking politically as well as anatomically correct?
What are the odds I’d prefer Kate Upton over politics?
Oh, one of THOSE, eh? Can I watch?
How about a televised debate between Kate and the Donald?
Wouldn’t a debate between Kate and the wall be more interesting?