Would you please wake me when it’s over?
What would the Donald do if Kate were on the rag?
what does the fox say?
“Welcome, Joe, you got any chewing gum?”
Wouldn’t it make more sense to ask him for coffee?
That WOULD make a latte more sense, wouldn’t it?
Would you guys stop grinding Joe and maybe give him a shot?
Java have the feeling you’d heard all these puns before?
Isn’t this the whole point of these forums, to give us freedom to espresso ourselves?
Unfiltered free espresso at its finest, you could say?
Would it get a gold star, bucks and buckaroos?
Would that be a perk?
Would it suit you to a tea?
Might you find out if you cozied up to me?
One lump or two?
Did you know Jamaican me crazy?
Are lines like these what made the Earl grey?
Can’t we all just get oolong?
Or do our jests make you wanna cough up an herbal?
Did you just hit me with your best pot?