Questions Only

Is that a euphemism?

Can’t we go off on some silly tangent now, unrelated to the most recent questions?

Hasn’t that been a staple of this thread?

Where do you buy your staples?

What is the name of that office superstore?

The place where [del]everyone[/del] everything is easy?

You mean easy like Sunday mornings?

Are there any other Lionel Richie fans in the house?

Hello?

Is it me you’re looking for?

Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?

Did anyone else mishear the line “Only the lonely can play” as “Only the lonely get laid”?

Are you the Lady Mondegreen?

Is so, should we call you “Your Ladyship,” or are you entitled to some other honorific?

Was that last word “honorific” or “horrorific”?

Can’t you see it with your own two eyes?

If you close your eyes, do you have Double Vision?

Are you some kinda fereigner?

Do you need to see mein Identity Papers?

We’re about due for an invocation of Godwin’s Law, aren’t we?