Vhat makes you think I wasn’t in Argentina the whole time?
Have you been looking over your shoulder for the Mossad all these years?
Mossad, you say? Do you mean I’ve been on the run from the touring company of Marat/Sade all this time for nothing?
Or are you waiting for Godot?
Am I?
Speaking of Godot, when is Jesus coming back?
Do you expect uniformity of opinion on that one?
Yes, you might find quite a wide variance in beliefs as to that, don’t you think?
On the other hand, do you have this Thursday afternoon open?
Which time zone?
And, I have to ask, on what planet?
Would Thursday still be named Thursday in another planet?
What are you doing next Vrbstlkday?
You mean the Russian holiday?
С днём рождения! Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей; Как поживаете?
You want to park your car in my laundry room? 
Where did you want me to park, in the basement?
Can you pahk your cah in Havahd Yahd?
Don’t you have a personalized spot by the Wren Building?
Don’t you mean the chicken coop?