The big chicken coop or the little one?
Are you being egg-regious?
Professor, just how many eels do you have in your hovercraft, anyway?
Is that a euphemism or are you just happy to see me?
Isn’t this the Monty Python Non-Sequitur Thread?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
(all together now!) African or European swallow?
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Why wouldn’t they?
Have you ever been attacked by a grove of migrating coconuts?
Didn’t anyone else translate the Russian in post 1275?
Вы говорите по-русски?
Isn’t there a board rule that all posts have to be in English?
Can you ever forgive me?
Forgive or forget?
How could you ever forget the time we rode down the glorious streets of Tokyo on laser-equipped crocodiles, wreaking havok everywhere we went?
Translated here, http://translation.babylon.com/russian/to-english/, as “Do you speak Russian?”
In play:
Are your laser-equipped crocodiles ever constipated, like mine?
Do you have to give yours volcanic suppositories too?
Does that make them erupt like Vesuvius?
Have you ever seen a no-longer-constipated laser-equipped crocodile streaming down the glorious streets of Tokyo, propelled by a fetid jetstream of its own poo?