Do you know we heard it all the way over here?
So we were wrong in thinking those were the upstairs neighbors knocking on our ceiling?
Did they knock three times on the ceiling because they wanted you?
Did ya’ll pipe down?
Or did you knock twice on the pipes because the answer was “no”?
Tell me again…whose knockers are we talking about?
Kate Upton’s?
'ello, what’s all this, then?
Do you have a badge?
Do I LOOK like Joe Friday?
Did Joe Friday ever say to his secretary, “Just the fax, ma’am?”
Shouldn’t we update that to sexting?
Are there a million unread sexts in the Naked City?
Do you want to come upstairs?
Is your wife a goer, eh?
Wink-wink, nudge-nudge?
Wait…which game is this?
Fiddle-y winks?
What’s all this I hear about gratuitous sax and violins in the movies?
Do you mean sax and violins on TV?
