Why is there no penguin on the telly?
What island was Noah on where there was an elephant, AND a hamster, AND a Penguin???
What do I look like, an atlas?
Why, do bullies kick sand in your face?
Why do bullies kick sand in your face?
When life gives you sand, do you make sandpaper?
When life gives you sour grapes, does it cause you to whine?
Is this the real life?
Or is it just fantasy football?
Is there no escape from this reality?
What makes you certain we haven’t escaped another worse reality to reach this one?
Won’t you open your eyes, look up to the skies and see…?
What, and let a bird poop on me?
Isn’t there that age-old saying: “The one who looks to the skies will not get hit by falling piano”?
I Ching?
Doesn’t that sound more like Confusion than Confucius?
Isn’t Confucius the guy who wrote about anal sex?
Isn’t Edward Bulwer-Lytton the guy who said “The Penis Mightier”?
What school did ya’ll go to, anyway?
Wossamotta U., why?