Anyone else attend the school of hard knockers?
Is Frau Blucher a graduate?
Why are the horses whinnying?
They shoot horses, don’t they?
Hey, what’re you saying?
Is it true what they say about horses and Catherine the Great?
That they have huge schlongs?
That they’re always Russian around?
During intram-Urals?
How tzar can we take these puns?
Well, can you Kirishi me back to old Verkhnyanya?
Are we tsar struck or just dyslexic?
Can’t you see we’re Putin a lot of effort here?
Does anyone realize that I stayed up all night trying to come up with a pun for Azerbaijan?
Were you wearing your Snoopy Underoos?
Did anyone else find that buddha david’s effort wasn’t Azerbaijan?
Crimea river?
Are you just Stalin before you come up with your next Russian pun?
Do you ever get the feeling that inside every Russian lady there’s another Russian lady?
Should I Putin my two rubles worth?