Are you going to cook for the whole crew, Chef?
[oh, that was a good one.]
Should be get out the fine lenins?
Are we serving crème de la Kremlin?
Remember that TV show about the talking beet soup? “A borscht is a borscht, of course, of course…”
In Russia, do puns come up with you?
If I poured latex on my face, and made an impression could I have been said to make Moldova it?
Where’s Moscow, out in the barn next to Pa’s cow?
Are Yuri Gagarin to M-Moscow?
Breaking news: Has Kate Upton been stabbed by a banana? :eek:
What banana? 
Doesn’t she have a peel?
You don’t think it was mine, do you?
I don’t know, was that a banana in your pocket, or were you just happy to see me?
Would you like to cop a peel?
Is it a fair cop?
But is society to blame?
Will you be taking them in, too?
The Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things?
Are we talking high society, like in Colorado and Alaska?
Well did you evah?