Eva who?
Wasn’t she the female Doctor?
What, you mean, like from Gallifrey?
Who?
Why do you all keep talking about people you don’t know?
Who pissed in your cornflakes?
No milk?
Lactose intolerant?
Were you not breastfed?
You mean before last night?
Ah, when Sam’s in his cups, what’s the cup size?
Does that remind anyone else of the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
Or the agnostic man who went looking for dog?
Having sex daily is not that bad, right?
Not as bad as what?
Liking to eat poo?
Don’t some people call that beautiful?
Was it not a part of some movement?
Does it reach you in your very bowels?
Do you know how impressed I am that you have the guts to ask that question?