Don’t you just gotta do what you gotta poo?
What’s with all these offal questions?
Oh, why don’t you just scat?
Would you be my number two?
Does drinking Metamucil really get the potty started?
Does Prof. X use X-Lax?
Would anyone here like to try my chewing gum?
Did you leave it on the bedpost overnight?
Were you bedding the Doublemint twins?
Are they only twice the fun in the sack, or is there some kind of sexually-exponential thang going on there?
Wouldn’t anyone rather have fun with the Trident Triplets?
Don’t you find threesomes more trouble than they’re worth?
Wouldn’t it have been great if, instead of a war, Helen, Menelaus and Paris had just had a menage-a-Troy?
Wouldn’t that be a horse of a different color?
Are you Hectoring him?
Or Priam-ing the pump?
Isn’t it true he Achilles the first person to insult him?
Do you realize Eris no way to be sure of that?
Or is that lack of perception just your personal Achilles heel?
Or is it a case of Hera today, Gorgon tomorrow?