Shouldn’t we get Kraken on this?
Speaking of classics and grammar, is it true a good Latin student never declines sex?
Would a good sorority motto be: We don’t conjugate, we decline?
While the frat rats are saying “Coitus ergo sum.”?
Umm…can I use that?
How could I possibly stop you?
Restraining order?
Oh, would you? With high heels and fish nets on?
Do you want the fish taken out of the nets first?
Are you trawling for trolls or strolling for strumpets?
Were you in a Chinese restaurant with a wonton hussy?
Are you on an egg roll?
Did Hitler eat Chow Mein Kampf?
How come no one managed to wok right in and make a “sloppy seconds” remark for burpo’s post No. 12,718?
Because he’s gonna getcha, Szechuan way or another?
Did you have something in particular, or is it a general Tso-and-Tso?
Do you think I will make a wonton query and end up with egg foo young on my face?
Dim Sum body make a reference to noodling around with strumpets?
Would you find it rude if I said I really couldn’t give a Peking Duck?
Do you need a coupon for a Big Pho King deal?