Is it still wok and (spring) roll to you?
Are you low, mainly?
I like Chinese food as much as the next guy, but how can I ever believe a chicken fried this rice?
Am I the only one who just grabs double handfuls of shrimp out of the ice-filled bowl? And one Chinese donut?
Is that your fortune, cookie?
Didja hear about the Jewish entrepreneur who opened a Chinese restaurant, and called it General Matzo’s?
Didja hear about the restaurant serving Ethiopian cuisine, whose only menu item is an empty plate?
Was the chef French?
If we go to the Zoo for lunch can I have finch and chimps?
If we supersize our order, will it go straight to our hippos?
If NASA starts using monkeys again, will they drink Orangu-Tang?
Do rhino any gnu jokes for this round?
Is anyone else finding coming up with animal puns aardvark?
Is that supposed to make us yak it up?
Aren’t there about a gazelleon of these jests, and is it still not true that lemur the merrier?
Oh deer, ocelot of animal puns, isn’t it?
If you think that’s a lot then I think you’re echidna self, don’t you?
Do you have koalafication to judge that, or is it irrelephant?
You think this is some kind of kangaroo court?
Are you kitten me?