Doggonit, I am.
Could you ox that one in the form of a question, Alex?
Does he feel hawkward now?
Where did the last three days go?
We all had wild weekends?
Would you believe mild weekends?
Aw, come on - don’t you want to spice up this thread? 
How could cleaning out the garage, playing board games with family and friends, and researching old posts for the Mafia game be spicy?
Would a rewrite help?
Is it spicy to be cleaning out the garage in my Underoos, playing strip Scrabble with family and friends, and researching old posts for any mention of freaky sex in the Mafia game?
Hey, what did I miss?
:eek:
Haven’t you ever heard of “what happens in an empty thread, stays in an empty thread?”
At what point may we retire that particular cliche?
When people start playing Scrabble fully dressed? 
Ever play strip golf?
(You start naked, person with fewest clothes at the end wins.)
Doesn’t it get confusing with all the holes?
Is that why the miniature-golf course asked you not to come back?
Did you expose your miniature golf club?
Isn’t that about par for the course?
Maybe my shaft is bent?
Is this really the fair way to go about it?