Does that make scoring rough for you?
Can anyone recommend a good ball washer?
I don’t use iron clubs or putters and instead I play with a wood for every hole, although I do get some funny looks - golf club snobbery, eh?
Do you use your hips?
Are you a swinger?
You mean have I ever formed part of a threesome?
Did you ever play with Tiger’s Wood?
Did you ever get trapped in the sand?
Is it enough to say I drove hard?
Did you drive into a hole?
Imagine my embarrassment when I mistakenly called the police about a shooting on the links, but really, what was I supposed to think when I heard about a hole in Juan?
Do you think CheshireKat would let me niblick on her ear?
So it’s true she swings?
What’s her handicap?
Any possibility of a sand wedge while you’re up and about?
Who wants a wedgie?
Does every squirrely get a swirlie?
I just hooked a fine salmon, who wants a slice?
Do you know how teed off I am?
No, how teed off are you?