Don’t you know ANY old jokes?
Don’t you recognize my Ed McMahon impression?
Are you say I may have won the grand prize from Publisher’s Clearing House?
Are operators standing by?
Are we back to sex chat lines?
What do you mean “back to”?
How much is it a minute these days?
What do you mean by “it”?
Shall we ask the It girl?
Clara Bow or one of the later pretenders?
In the modern age, wouldn’t an IT girl be desirable too?
Interesting Taa-taas?
Imogene Titwillow? Irene Throckmorton? Iphigenia Turner-Hooch-Entwhistle-Macaw?
Isn’t she the one that chewed the headrests on my carseats?
Didn’t she also do a crap on your kitchen floor?
Did you have to remind me of that?
Didn’t she then wipe her ass by dragging it across your living room carpet? Or was that someone else?
Geez, who have you guys been dating?
Real dogs?
As opposed to inflatable ones?