Will you guys quit your bitching?
Aren’t you barking up the wrong tree?
Dogwood tree?
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Cat got your tongue?
Can’t I be a retriever of bad posts, as I shepherd my thoughts?
What made you choose poodle hair as a fashion statement? 
I need to write something with a black felt marker – can you lend me your Shar Pei?
Borzoi moi, don’t you know I never share utensils?
Why? Are u-tensiled up?
Have you not heard the saying, “don’t Shih Tzu where you eat”?
Say, what do you call a cross between a Bulldog and a Shih-Tzu?
A Shih-dog is a bitch, amirite? LOL
Setter down right here? Man, I’m whippet, aren’t you?
Are we not men?
Can we say Amen to that?
Is anyone going to admit to knowing?
‘Knowing’ in the biblical sense?
Are we talking “men” in attitude or “men” in genetics?
Who put the bomp in the bomp-sh-bomp-sh-bomp, who put the men in cognomen?