I don’t follow the track…
I can’t keep up - now we’re doing railroad jokes?
Railroad? I thought you sunk my Battleship?
So have we gone off the rails or are we all at sea?
If CheshireKat keeps making these jokes, will we be able to contain 'er?
Who would like tickets for my slow boat to the Orient Express?
Is it true that Katharine Hepburn, Humphrey Bogart and Peter Ustinov have already reserved cabins?
Are you riding the Union Pacific?
Does it have spacious box cars?
With a Cesarean Berth for Julius?
What rhymes with “orange,” anyway?
Are you familiar with a character from P. G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves series named Percival Gorringe?
Isn’t that a venereal disease?
Isn’t that the Russian probe landing sideways on Venus?
I thought its mission was to probe Uranus?
Looking for Klingons?
Has the baseline of wit in this thread been identified?
Hasn’t it always been 42?
But what’s the question?
To be or not to be?