Questions Only

Isn’t that a matter of opinion?

Whether to take arms against a sea of trouble and by opposing end them, or just giving up?

Are you the real Shakespeare, or one of the other guys?

Dost I soundeth as if I had hight the mortal coyle some four centurys passed?

Who let Elmer Fudd in here?

Do you wish to thank whoever it was?

Ywis in sooth thine troth yclept?

Professor, would you please blow your nose?

Ah, is the dryness of my sinus a question whose wryness plagued Aquinas?

Do you need a solution?

Did he live in the Age of Aquarius?

Is he a Moon Child?

Is that the same as a Moonie?

Lunatic maybe?

I know what a luna moth is, but what’s a luna tick?

Did you know that the difference between a tick and a lawyer is that the tick falls off of you after die?

What’s the difference between a buzzard and a lawyer? Anyone?

The vulture eventually lets go? The vulture doesn’t get Frequent Flyer Miles?

Anyone? Hello?

Am I invisible?