Let me be the first to have a crack (and if I solve the riddle do I get to marry a princess?): Is it that the vulture eventually lets go? Or that the vulture doesn’t get Frequent Flyer Miles?
Wasn’t it something about lawyers get to take off their wing-tips at night?
Am I invisible?
Why can’t I see Siam Sam?
Why is a lawyer like a writing desk?
They’re both invisible?
They both have inky quills?
Who said that? Sam, izzat you?
What do you see in me?
Can you handle the truth?
If it’s knobby, isn’t it easy to come to grips with?
Two-handed?
Well, are they both left hands?
Aren’t you dextrous? Are just sinister?
Are you getting all heraldic on us?
Did someone cue the angel? <enters stage right>
“Where shall I find the Child?”
Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Is that anything like Welsh Rabbit?
Now what was I hunting again?