Those things on your head?
Are you in season?
Does being in season involve salt and/or pepper?
Who’s got thyme for that?
Isn’t that just cumin sense?
Can you find good oregano in Oregon?
Has anyone else heard the rumor that Elvis Parsley is still alive and living on an island somewhere with Jim Marjoram and Michael Jasmine?
Don’t you know such rumors can scarcely pass the mustard?
Is that sage advice?
I hope you don’t mind my asking, but do any of you know the words to “Coriander Wayward Son”?
Do you have thyme, or are you in a curry?
Did you give the keys to the cardamom?
When Jesus gave his mother a flower, did Joseph say What a nice rose, Mary’s baby?
Are you showing your sage?
Why does the Jamaican preacher insist I is a cinnamon?
Were you insalted?
Maybe only parsley so?
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepperwinkle, too?
Are you David Naughton?