Would you offer a Cigarillo to a stranger?
Wouldn’t you really rather have a Buick?
What’s wrong with seeing the world today in a Chevrolet?
“Drive a Chevy, drive the best.
Ride a mile and walk the rest.”?
How young can you be and still drive an Oldsmobile?
Does riding in the back seat of a car with smokers driving too fast up and down hills make you Buick?
Wasn’t it Benjamin Franklin who said, “We all Mustang together”?
Do you know the one about the woman walking through the huge supermarket parking lot with a store kid (is he called a box boy?) helping her with her groceries, and she leans over to him and whispers “I have an itchy pussy,” and the kid says, “Lady, I never could tell those Japanese cars apart?”
I haven’t heard that one - how does it go?
Doesn’t it start in C, shift to G, back to C, then over to B-flat?
Didn’t Paul Anka cover this?
Maybe you’re thinking of Eso Beso?
Isn’t that Latin for Porgy and Bess?
Is that about the Harry and Bess Truman?
Wasn’t Porgy Harry’s Secret Service code name?
Was the President a hairy Truman?
Weren’t we all wild about him?
Are you taking that for Granted?
Or was that a Tafterthought?
To err is Truman?