Fillmore the merrier?
Talking of Presidents, weren’t there two Johnsons in the Oval Office before Bill Clinton arrived?
Were Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole both upset when Bill finished first?
Didn’t Bill serve in the Oval Office twice, though?
They served him Ovaltine?
Oh, weren’t they older than that?
Don’t you know, you’re only as old as who you feel?
(which, ideally, would make me about nineteen…)
Is that why you didn’t take that massage job at the old peoples’ home?
Did you know around here they say you’re only as old as the girl at the end of your arm?
Would that be Five-Fingers Mary?
You mean Rosie Palm and her five daughters?
You have her on retainer?
Did you hear the one about the lawyer who asked the dentist to give him a retainer?
Did he fill the lawyer’s pockets with gold?
Was the dentist’s alibi full of holes, necessitating a cavity search?
Does he consider that his crowning achievement?
Was he so successful at it that he got on everyone’s nerves?
Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Are we going to cross that bridge when we reach it?