Where did that come from?
Didn’t the vomitorium come from the Romans?
Sure, but what have they done for us lately?
The aqueduct?
Isn’t that ancient history?
You mean like Claudia Cardinale?
Or Joey Bishop?
Does anyone remember Arthur Treacher?
Wasn’t he the cop in Mary Poppins?
Aren’t you forgetting Jeeves?
Who?
Whom?
Could it be him?
How could it?
Why him?
But wasn’t he chloroformed, tied with ropes, locked in a trunk, driven to an undisclosed location and then either buried in a deep pit which was later filled with cement, or tossed arse-over-teakettle off a cliff into the crashing tide of the sea below?
Are you talking about Chad?
Isn’t he the one who’s hanging out in Florida?
Hanging what out exactly?
Dirty laundry?