Shouldn’t one keep that to oneself?
Are you advocating the abolishment of dry cleaners, coin laundries and washer women, um, I mean washer people?
Have you ever heard of a washer man?
Isn’t he the Maytag repairman?
Does his butt crack show when he leans over?
Are we talking about Orson Bean again?
Doesn’t that sound more like Orson Welles?
Didn’t he found Wells Fargo?
Why isn’t Wells Fargo based in North Dakota?
Why isn’t J. C. Penney’s based in Pennsylvania?
Speaking of Penney’s, did you know the one part of a department store that doesn’t move in an earthquake is the stationery department?
Have you actually bought a garage at a garage sale?
Who knew that lion-tipping is much more dangerous than cow-tipping inside a garage?
Is that amount still 20%?
What if you have bad service?
Then you wouldn’t have any pregnant lions, would you?
Have you no pride?
Lioness easy for me, don’t you know that yet?
Won’t you play a simba melody?
Are terrible puns really the mane purr-pose of this thread?