Are you ever tempted to color outside the lions?
Would that be a matter of pride?
Is pride the mane thing?
No love for tigers?
You Shere Khan talk about felines, can’t you?
Is there anything better than petting a nice pussy?
And if there is, can you post the lynx?
A lynx to the little minx?
What kind of cheetah would do such a thing?
Xavier Cougar?
Puma Thurman?
Lion Redbone?
What about that Tina Turner album, Private Panther?
Isn’t that an ocelot of puns?
Changing your spots?
Isn’t it better to reign in Hell than to serval in Heaven?
Don’t you know I don’t caracal for Milton?
Are you kitten us?
Or is it a case of “Tabby or not tabby, that is the question”?
Do you think you’re a-mew-sing?