To give little girls nightmares about rabies?
Mission accomplished, amiright?
Did anybody NOT cry at Old Yeller?
Did you cry?
Why wouldn’t a 6-year old boy cry at that?
What if I can’t remember?
Can you remember what happened in Momento?
You mean Memento?
Anybody want a Mentos?
Is there a 2-liter bottle of Coke laying around?
How about a Big Gulp?
How far will that shoot in the air?
Have you tried adding Pop Rocks?
They still make those?
Then could you make do with a Mexican jumping bean?
Are they cheap?
Pop Rocks or Mexican jumping beans?
Why not use fleas?
How could you possibly doubt it?
So, you’re a true believer?