Do you like The Monkees?
Who doesn’t?
Bananrama?
Bananarama doesn’t like The Monkees?
Is a bear Catholic?
Is Boo-Boo a candidate for sainthood?
Why, is he smarter than the average pope?
Does the Pope crap in the woods?
Maybe if he ate beans for dinner last night?
Could the pope eat bear on a Friday?
Would a bare Pope be any worse?
What about a beer Pope?
Depends on which Pope, doesn’t it?
(ETA: Ninja’d, but it kinda still fits.)
Have you ever had a beer Popsicle?
Are you at all concerned that now I am going to freeze my Guinness?
Again and aguinness?
Is that some kind of world record?
Could you look it up somewhere?
Isn’t that what Google is for?
Why would you think that?