Both? Neither?
Oh, by the way, everybody (who celebrates) get their Christmas shopping done?
I only have the wife to shop for, but I’ve not done that yet, because since we have everything we want, it’s difficult to shop, but anyhow could it be that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live?
If Santa can fit down those chimneys, can he fit up even smaller holes?
Would he jingle all the way?
With Schwarzenegger and Sinbad?
Are they a couple now?
Yes, but a couple of what?
Past their prime actors?
Are primes past their bedtime?
Are they not ready for prime time?
Did they drive the Chevy Chase to the Eugene Levy, but found the Levy too dry?
Isn’t Don McLean amazing? And amazed that there are websites dedicated to the meaning of American Pie?
What meaning? The kid stuck his junk in the pie, didn’t he?
Didn’t he say there wasn’t that much to the song besides the plane crash?
Well, there are lyrics and a melody, aren’t there?
You never heard the discorded instrumental version before?
We’re not talking about the kid with his dick in the pie anymore, are we?
Wasn’t that Madonna’s version?
What are you using “version” as a euphemism for?
Does Madonna even use euphemisms?