Questions Only

Didn’t you ever hear her sing “Hanky Panky”?

Hasn’t enough people witnessed her performing hanky panky?

Who do you want to see performing it instead?

Someone other than a senior citizen maybe?

Have you ever seen a senior citizen eat a Junior Mint?

Isn’t that a minor violation?

Have cops caught the small medium at large yet?

Did you know that’s from my favorite midget joke?

You have a favorite midget?

Midget - wasn’t that the TV show with Sally Field?

Don’t you mean the one about the Sister with a Restaurant: The Frying Nun?

Or the one where she wore a three-cup bra: The Girl With Something Extra?

I think it was from the movie where she was a cattle rancher, Murphy’s Ruminants, wasn’t it?

You mean it wasn’t the film where she was the only sane factory worker–Normal Rae?

Wasn’t i the one where Harry met her?

Sally Field or Sally Struthers?

Shall I Sally Forth with my choice?

Is she still biting the ears off chocolate Easter bunnies?

What is she, some kind of choco-terrorist?

Is it true you can tell a blonde’s been baking chocolate chip cookies from the M&M shells all over the floor?