How many blonde jokes do you know, anyway?
They’re sure popular at any party, aren’t they?
What did the blonde say when she looked into the Cheerios box?
“Oh, look, donut seeds”?
Wasn’t it Forrest Gump who said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last too long for fat people”?
Are you reading from some early draft of the screenplay?
Are you writing your screenplay from my obscure, but excellent, novel?
Are you Winston Groom? :eek:
Isn’t his real name Marlboro McBride?
Oh, you mean Nancy?
Are you talking about Sue’s brother?
You shot who in the what now?
I know you shot the sheriff, but did you forget to shoot the deputy?
Why, was he snoring?
The sheriff or the deputy?
The one who wasn’t, was he resisting a rest?
Was Barney Fife napping on the job again?
Did you know TV Guide ranked him ninth on its 50 Greatest TV Characters of All Time list?
TV Guide still exists?
How did you not know that?