But WHY does it still exist?
Yeah, I mean, c’mon, is there really a need for it anymore?
You think everybody has cable or satellite?
Don’t they?
Why don’t they just eat digital cake?
Maybe they like pie?
What’s a mathematician’s favorite dessert?
Pumpkin pi?
Is that pumpkin cream pi?
With Cool Whip?
And ice cream?
In Alaska, is pi only 3.00, because it shrinks from the cold?
What about Eskimo pi?
Want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?
Can I squeeze as hard as I want?
Would you like to squeeze my cat, Charmin’ Meow?
That’s an awfully personal question, isn’t it?
Wait; We have boundaries in this thread?
Didn’t you know we’re edgy in here?
But how far to push?