Would Zeno know?
Is he still alive?
Are you thinking of Schroedinger, or maybe his cat?
Didn’t Schroedinger play piano on the Peanuts cartoons?
Did you hear about the two peanuts that walked into a bar, and one was a salted?
What was the other one?
Was he a nut, or a legume?
Isn’t there a movie about a creature from the black legume?
Didn’t it spawn a sequel?
I think I may have seen it - was that Potato from the Black Legume 2: Electric Boogaloo?
Should I keep my eyes peeled for that one?
Keep? You already had them peeled? :eek:
Was Mr. Potato Head the alter ego of Norman Vincent Peeled?
Does anyone else remember making Mr. Potato Head with a real potato?
Wasn’t Mrs. Potato Head a real hot tomato?
Do you think I yam one?
Are you asking if I’d mash your potato?
Are you asking if this spud’s for you?
Shall I butter you up?
Are we going to sin, oh man?