Or even cloth encounters of the turd kind?
Can we talk about Kate Upton, instead?
Why, does she have an endorsement deal for adult diapers?
Why must you say such things?
Maybe he has a diaper fetish?
Was he pampered as a child?
Isn’t it time to make a change?
Wouldn’t you rather switch than itch?
Her’s an idea – how about a line of adult diapers for use in the swimming pool called Deep Ends?
Wouldn’t that cause Kimberly-Clark to sue for copyright or trademark infringement?
What is love if you’re not here no more?
What is love if you’re not really sure?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?
So what if i care?
How can we cure ignorance if we don’t care?
How can I be sure in a world that’s constantly changing?
Are we ever really sure of anything in life?
How about Wheaties?
You got some?
Perhaps you have both Wheaties and Life, and maybe some Cheerios?
Mix them all together?