Was a cereal killer responsible for Tony the Tiger’s demise?
Do you think that would’ve been grrrrrrreat?
Wasn’t that Tony’s favorite part of his fireplace?
Isn’t Tony’s pelt lying in front of the fireplace now?
Did he display flue-like symptoms before expiring?
Ash me when I’m sober, 'kay?
Is it coal in here or is it just me, dog?
Are you hot dog? If I’m cold would that make me chili dog?
If I’m impish does that make me a Devil Dog?
If I tell bad jokes, does that make me a corny dog?
Have you ever asked a Zen hot dog vendor to “make me one with everything”?
And then when you ask for change he says change must come from within?
Do you use that little coin pocket in your jeans?
Use it for what?
Are you above the use of coins, sir?
Shall I give no quarter?
Should we meet at the Silver Dollar Saloon to discuss this?
Were you not aware that the Silver Dollar Saloon, located in Bangkok’s Washington Square, was torn down with the rest of the square to make way for a new shopping center and condo development?
(Really.)
So you are going to take me on a shopping spree with all your coins instead?
(no, I wasn’t!)
How about making some cents first?