Why ask why?
Que sera, sera?
Sarah who?
Sarah Simile?
Yes, but who was Fulcanelli?
Eugène Canseliet?
Why pick a different nom de plume?
Pensez-vous que je comprends le français ?
You call that French?!
Would you prefer a creamy Italian?
Will someone please page Mr. Chico Marx?
Are you impugning the good name of Google Translate?
Was he the drunk on the old Jackie Gleason show?
I thought we were talking about salad dressing?
Newman’s Own?
Is there any other? 
What’s the alcohol content of Ranch dressing?
Who’s been spiking the salad dressing again?
Newman?
You mean Alfred E.?