What about Kenny G?
Or Stevie B?
Or Sheila E.?
Anybody in the mood for Mickey D’s?
Why does that make me think of the time Burger King slipped Dairy Queen a Whopper and gave her a Belt Buster?
Or how about that time when Five Guys went to Wendy’s and gave her the ol’ In-N-Out?
In the 80’s the joke answer to, “Where’s the beef?” was to reply, “In Wendy’s buns.” Anybody remember that?
How’s it feel to finally get that out of your system?
Would a comparison to explosive diarrhea be too graphic?
For THIS board?
What about explosive diarrhea in a sippy cup?
Is that two shots of bourbon or three?
Isn’t that One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer?
Perhaps it’s one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready now go, cat, go?
Nah, wasn’t it 99 bottles of beer on the wall?
Have any of you heard the UK version, “Ten Green Bottles Hanging on the Wall?”
Is that because Brits can’t count higher than 10?
What if they unzip?
Looking for a little UK loving?
Is that like “For an adequate time, call 555-nnnn”?