Do the "n"s stand for nookie?
Doesn’t “UK” stand for “Unexpectedly Kinky”?
You know nothing of the Brits, do you?
The better question is, “Do you?”
How did I know YOU were going to respond to that, asking PRECISELY what you asked?
'Cause I’m a brat? 
So, what is like to tour a sausage factory?
Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge, nudge?
Are you coming on to me?
Should I make popcorn for this drama?
Will every kernel pop?
Is that what they call a euphemism?
Who’s “they”?
The people holding dictionaries?
Who does that anymore?
Wasn’t Who on first?
And did Horton hear him?
Edward Everett Horton?
Who?
Zeppelin?