Did I ever tell you about the time I played Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards and heard my roommate in the background calling me a cunt for ruining his record?
How does playing a record backwards ruin it?
There’s always someone who’s got to ruin a good story, isn’t there?
There is? Who?
So we’re back to Horton?
The Reverend Horton Heat?
Did I ever mention that the Reverend Horton Heat’s music leaves me cold?
Why does that make me think of the hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink?
Do skating rinks even exist anymore??
(Seriously, the last one I knew of shut down in the 90’s.)
Would you believe we have them in Bangkok?
Really.
Well, **do you **or do you just want to know if we’ll believe you?
Who here has even spent One Night in Bangkok?
Would you believe it made this hard man humble?
What exactly do you mean by “hard” wink, wink, nudge, nudge?
Same here. There was a place called Skate Palace in Salem, OR that shut down in the late 90’s, I think it was.
:eek: Are you being perverted?
Didn’t you know that Annie-xmas wins *Ms. Perverted *every year?
What’s the prize?
One night in Bangkok?
You know, I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine, right?
Can you really find a god in every golden cloister?